CHICK NORRIS

MAKES ONIONS CRY


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Superman wears Chick Norris pajamas.

Cars Looks both ways when crossing Chick Norris.

Chick Norris can bowl a strike with a ping pong ball.

When Chick Norris was learning CPR, they brought the dummy to life.

Chick Norris can cut through a knife with hot butter.

Chick Norris can make a Slinky go UP stairs.

Chick Norris can wheelie a unicycle.

Chick Norris counted to infinity, twice.

Chick Norris doesn't have to walk. The earth rotates beneath them.

The boogie man checks under his bed each night for Chick Norris.

Chick Norris can start a fire.  By rubbing two ice cubes together!

Chick Norris was stabbed in the eye and blinded the knife.

Chick Norris doesn't have a reflection, cause there can only be one Chick Norris.

Chick Norris can unscramble an egg.

Chick Norris had a staring contest with the sun, the sun blinked first.

Chick Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

When you search for Chick Norris on Google, Chick Norris can't be found, they find you.

Chick Norris can divide by 0.

Chick Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.